March 2012
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What kind of Sherlockian are you? →
sherlocks-trousers:
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
thescienceofdeduction221b:
superiorlemon:
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SUCCESS~
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Lets make derpy the most reblogged picture on...
typicalbrony:
derpyfeet:
((HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT ALL THE NOTES))
THOSE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY RACHEL WILL YOU SCRUB MY FLOORS FOR ME IF I REBLOG THIS
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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So a while ago I put a Believe in Sherlock poster up in my band locker- the front of the locker is just bars, so everyone could see in.
Today I found a note pushed through the bars that read “And he believes in you, Liza.”
NO IDEA WHO IT’S FROM.
You guys
violetflora:
House. Is a drug addicted, screwed up but very intuitive medical detective(diagnostician) who’s best friend is named James Watson. What. How did I not see this before!!?
B’GUHHH WHAT.
DO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS NOW.
FML BUT ALSO AKJHDSFLKJFDAS.
the sherlock fandom
twotwentyonebbakerst:
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Acolyte: Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals,... →
justacasgirl:
tomigiru:
victorianpantaloons:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in...
February 2012
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via thedoctorandthewoman)
John Barrowman is just perfect okay
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My mother hosted a book club today.
We were discussing A Study in Scarlet.
Many of the members of this book club are 13 or younger, and at least one is deeply religious.
It took every ounce of my considerable willpower not to just blurt out “THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE THOUGH OKAY”
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
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consultingbuscus:
A Hundred Prayers
John and...
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cigarette blues
raaawrbin:
a continuation to this
A man wakes up on a roof not knowing who or where he is, or why there’s blood, or why the only thing he has in his possession is the still warm cigarette clenched in his palm.
YAY MY SPRITES ARE BACK
MY LOVELY SHERLOCK BABIES
I shall take this as a sign that Jim and Sherlock and everyone else are not really dead~
I think Seb got eaten by a leviathan
talentedrabbitholefest:
And by that I mean I killed Eliza’s texting plan.
I HATE YOU
And by that I mean I love you and never change bby <3