February 2012
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via thedoctorandthewoman)
John Barrowman is just perfect okay
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My mother hosted a book club today.
We were discussing A Study in Scarlet.
Many of the members of this book club are 13 or younger, and at least one is deeply religious.
It took every ounce of my considerable willpower not to just blurt out “THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE THOUGH OKAY”
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
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consultingbuscus:
A Hundred Prayers
John and...
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cigarette blues
raaawrbin:
a continuation to this
A man wakes up on a roof not knowing who or where he is, or why there’s blood, or why the only thing he has in his possession is the still warm cigarette clenched in his palm.
YAY MY SPRITES ARE BACK
MY LOVELY SHERLOCK BABIES
I shall take this as a sign that Jim and Sherlock and everyone else are not really dead~
I think Seb got eaten by a leviathan
talentedrabbitholefest:
And by that I mean I killed Eliza’s texting plan.
I HATE YOU
And by that I mean I love you and never change bby <3
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Rosie is sitting next to me working very hard on her Social Studies homework and I’m just over here reading semi-smut on other people’s RP blogs.
(Yes this is the same Rosie who regularly draws boobs and butts on anything that will stay still for long enough)
And she is reading over my shoulder and wishes for me to say she likes deer fetuses.
heysammy:
martinfreemans:
consultingoctopus:
karenandthababes:
I think they should start handing out martin freemans.
#he’s small enough
#fuck you I’m an Oscar
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“{NO IDEA LNEVER THATS BAYUDDDD)”
– Melodicks, texting me to tell me just how not-drunk she is
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can we Sherlockians just rent out a hotel...
i-am-a-real-panda:
johnlockisreal:
my-imperfect-verdict:
Living the dream
Why doesn’t everyone in the fandom pitch in some money and we get a flat somewhere and live there!
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Watcheverettax:
inacognito:
1950’s Homosexual Warning Video
You see, I am a homosexual. I DEMAND YOUR INTIMACY. ALL OF IT. FEED ME YOUR INTIMACY.
You can tell from the way the announcer’s talking that he’d spell it “homo-sexual” too.
That is annoying. But the rest of the video is HILARIOUS.